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Tuesday 11 September 2012

Brilliant answers by the student who got 0%?






Brilliant answers by the student who got 0%?

1)In which battle did Tippu sultan die?
A-In his last battle!

2)Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A-At the bottom of the page.

3)What's the main reason 4 divorce?
A-Marriage.

4)Ganga flows in which state?
A-Liquid state.

5)when was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A-On his birthday.

6) How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A-By preparing mango shake.!!

When a Guy does Something Wrong...








When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Thursday 6 September 2012

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Ek jangal bada viran tha, Me waha se gujar raha tha,, Mera per ek haddi se takraya, Uska ye bayan tha, Chalane wale sambal ke chal, Me bhi tumari tarah ek din ek inshan tha,
Dunia k 5 mushkil kaam 1. Hathi ko dhakka lagana 2. Machhr ki malish karna 3. cheenti ko kiss karna 4. Ziraff ki gardn dbaana . . . . . 5. AApse sms ki umeed rakhna