Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath
train
trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss
ko apne
Kisse suna kr paka rhi thi....

K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum
Dono

"Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
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Boss:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone
do"

Kya Pata Kal Ye Dil Dhadkta Hua Mile Na Mile…

Samunder Ki Rait Me Ghar Mile Na Mile,

Fir Ye Zindgi Ye Duniya Mile Na Mile,

Karte Hai Aapko Yaad Dil Se,

Kya Pata Kal Ye Dil Dhadkta Hua Mile Na Mile…

Raat Ke Andhero Mein.....

Raat Ke Andhero Mein Jin Raho Par
Tum Alwida Keh Ke Chali Jati Ho
Tum,
Un Rahon Se,
Aksar Main Apni Ankho Ke Ansuon
Se Tere Qadmo Ke Nishano Ko
Mitata Rahata Hoon...!!!

Ye fiza kuch aur hai....

dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai, 
jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai, 
waise to jaam hain hazaron, 
par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai....

AANSOO Jyada Hain..

Likhu Kuch Aaj Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hain,
Mere Dil Me Dard Abhi Taza Hain.
Gir Padte Hain Ashq Mere Kaghaz Par,
Qalam Me Syaahi Kam Aur AANSOO Jyada Hain..

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri...

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri…..Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat TeriTere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos YuHumein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

Nazar teri rehmat ki!!!!

Jab bhi nazar teri rehmat per jaati hai,
Zindagi badi khush-haal nazar aati hai,
Besabb diaey ja raha hai mujhe mera maalik,
Haath uthtey nahi ki dua kabool ho jaati hai.

best lessons of LIFE !!!

A Hungry stomach
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An Empty Pocket
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And
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A Broken Heart
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Teaches the best lessons of LIFE !!! .. :|

apni BMW !!!!!

Kapil : Tumhara naam kya hai? . .

Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
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Kapil : Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year,
wo samne wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/b,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timing 6 to 8.
akeli hi jaati hu tution 
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Kapil :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga, thik hai..

Meri Duniya Hi Tum Ho

Mein Ne Ussy
Kaha K,
Keh Do Sari Duniya K
Samnay,
K Tum Mery Ho,
Usne Mery Kaan Main Kaha,
K Mein Sirf Tumhari Hi Hun,
Meine Kaha
Sari Duniya K
Saamne Kaho,
Uss Ny Kaha,
K PAGAL Meri Duniya Hi Tum Ho