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Happy New Year Wallpapers

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jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat
kar rahe the:
Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai,
wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri
ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya
khayaal hai?
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori
karta hai wo baad mein pachtata
zaroor hai.

Girlfriend moti ho jaye To????

Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati...

muskurana apka…!!!

Gam na ho whan jhan ho afsana apka,
khusiyan dhundti rhe asshiyana aapka,
wo wqt hi na aaye jb aap udas ho,
ye duniya bhula na ske muskurana apka…!!! 

Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…

Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur,
 Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur, 
Raah me kitne kante q na ho ,
 Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…

Ye Pyar Bahoot Pyaaar Se Ho Jata Hai....!!

Sooch Samjh Kar Aankhein Milana Tum...

Ye Pyar Bahoot Pyaaar Se Ho Jata Hai....!!

Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath
train
trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss
ko apne
Kisse suna kr paka rhi thi....

K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum
Dono

"Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
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Boss:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone
do"

Kya Pata Kal Ye Dil Dhadkta Hua Mile Na Mile…

Samunder Ki Rait Me Ghar Mile Na Mile,

Fir Ye Zindgi Ye Duniya Mile Na Mile,

Karte Hai Aapko Yaad Dil Se,

Kya Pata Kal Ye Dil Dhadkta Hua Mile Na Mile…

Raat Ke Andhero Mein.....

Raat Ke Andhero Mein Jin Raho Par
Tum Alwida Keh Ke Chali Jati Ho
Tum,
Un Rahon Se,
Aksar Main Apni Ankho Ke Ansuon
Se Tere Qadmo Ke Nishano Ko
Mitata Rahata Hoon...!!!

Ye fiza kuch aur hai....

dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai, 
jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai, 
waise to jaam hain hazaron, 
par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai....

AANSOO Jyada Hain..

Likhu Kuch Aaj Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hain,
Mere Dil Me Dard Abhi Taza Hain.
Gir Padte Hain Ashq Mere Kaghaz Par,
Qalam Me Syaahi Kam Aur AANSOO Jyada Hain..

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri...

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri…..Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat TeriTere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos YuHumein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

Nazar teri rehmat ki!!!!

Jab bhi nazar teri rehmat per jaati hai,
Zindagi badi khush-haal nazar aati hai,
Besabb diaey ja raha hai mujhe mera maalik,
Haath uthtey nahi ki dua kabool ho jaati hai.

best lessons of LIFE !!!

A Hungry stomach
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An Empty Pocket
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And
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A Broken Heart
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Teaches the best lessons of LIFE !!! .. :|

apni BMW !!!!!

Kapil : Tumhara naam kya hai? . .

Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
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Kapil : Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year,
wo samne wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/b,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timing 6 to 8.
akeli hi jaati hu tution 
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Kapil :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga, thik hai..

Meri Duniya Hi Tum Ho

Mein Ne Ussy
Kaha K,
Keh Do Sari Duniya K
Samnay,
K Tum Mery Ho,
Usne Mery Kaan Main Kaha,
K Mein Sirf Tumhari Hi Hun,
Meine Kaha
Sari Duniya K
Saamne Kaho,
Uss Ny Kaha,
K PAGAL Meri Duniya Hi Tum Ho

14 saal k liye jail !!!!

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
.
Husband gehri soch me tha.
Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya
soch
rahe
ho?
. Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare
daddy
ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi
karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
.
Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ? .
Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota
to
aaj
me azaad ho jata... hahahaha..lolzz

aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte..

Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nhi badte,
Dur hone se ehsas nhi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamare beech,
Lekin aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte..

Rote To Ab Bhi Hai

Dil Hai Wahi Tadap Bhi Wahi

Gam Hai Wahi Izhar Ki Wajah Na Sahi..

Ansu The To Ro Lete The..

Rote To Ab Bhi Hai Par Ansu Na Sahi.

Rulaata Jarur Hai..

Bewajah Nahi Roota Mohabbat Me Koi..
Dosto
Jise Khud Se Badhkar Chaaho Wo Rulaata Jarur Hai..

Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri…..
Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yu
Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

Romantic shayari :-uskaa khyaal aaj phirr mere dil ko jalaa gayaa..

dhalti nahi hain raat ye, snaam yaad aa gayaa,
sooyi hui wo dil ki duniyaa jagaa gayaa,
koshish hzar ki magar behlaa nahi ye dil,
uskaa khyaal aaj phirr mere dil ko jalaa gayaa..

Hindi sms :- Main kaise jee loon tum se rooth kar...

mat tod us pyar ko jo teri zaat se hai
yeh bata tu khafa meri kis baat se hai ??,,
tu bhi na uljhaa kar mujh se iss tarah,,
jab tu acchi tarah waakif mere jazbaat se hai
main kaise jee loon tum se rooth kar,,
meri toh har saans ka wasta teri yaad se hai!!!

Thoughts sms :- Still Not Leaving Each Other’s Hands…!!!!

A Relationship Is Not
Holding
Hands
While You Understand
Each
Other, It’s About Having Lots
Of Misunderstandings
and Still Not Leaving
Each Other’s Hands…!!!!

Great thoughts :- Acchaai Bhool jata Hai. . .!!

"Zindgi Me Khud Ko Kabhi Kisi Insaan Ka Aadi
Mat Banana. . .!!
Kyunki Insaan Bohot Khudgarz Hai.. .!!
Jab Apko Pasand Krta Hai To Apki Burai Bhool
Jata Hai,,
aur
Jab Aapse Nafrat Krta Hai To Aapki Acchaai
Bhool jata Hai. . .!!

love sms :- Aap Se Jyada Roye Ga

"Agar Aap Kisi Ko Bohat jyada Chaho....""Aur Woh Aap Ko'' Chood'' Jaye ..."..
"Aur Aap Ki Ankhon Se Aansoo Nikal Aayen...."
"To Aansoo ko is Yaqeen Se Saaf Kar Lena Ke...."
"Zindagi Ke Kisi Pal wo Apko Yaad Kar Ke..."
"Wo Aap Se Jyada Roye Ga....!!!

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Quote for the day
The longer you stare at phone
before picking the call
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Bigger the lie you tell after picking it
up……

Funny, Funny sms, jokes, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms,

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein
Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi
Deewani Ho gayi.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To
Girls Behosh.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji
Jhaadu Lagana hai.
“Haye Re Berozgari”

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chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,
Gift diya usne Red Rose,
Sherni ne kaha: ja pehle apni soorat aaine mein dekh,
Chuha bola:
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soorat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh… :D :p

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Wife ko Pyar se Gulab Maarne Pr Response..

English Wife:
U r too naughty sweetheart:*
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Urdu Wife:
Na kro na janu:)
.
Panjabi Wife:
Banda ban ja Kanjra ツ ツ

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Boy: Kidhar hai?
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Gf: Bas bahar ghoomne gayi thi. Ab ghar
wapis aa
rahi hu ghoomke.
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BOY: Ghoomke kyu aa rahi hai?
Shaktimaan hai kya? 
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*Blocked*

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Mere katal ka ek neya tarika vo ejaad kre 
mar jau mai hichkiyo se is kadar mujhe wo yaad kre....

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Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge...

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ਉੱਮਰ ਭਰ ਬਿਖਰਿਆ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੁੱਕੇ ਹੋਏ ਪੱਤੇਆ ਦੀ ਤਰਾ....
ਮੁੱਦਤ ਬਾਅਦ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਇੱਕਠਾ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ ਤਾਂ ਜਲਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਲਈ...###

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ਬਿਨਾ ਲਿਬਾਸ ਦੇ ਆਏ ਸੀ ਇਸ ਜਹਾਨ ਤੇ...

ਇਕ ਕਫਨ ਦੀ ਖਾਤਿਰ ਕਿਨ੍ਹਾ ਸਫਰ ਕਰਨਾ ਪਿਆ..!!!!

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Hamari Rooh Me Na Samaye Hote To Bhool Jate Tumhe..
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Itna Kareeb Na Aaye Hote To Bhool Jate Tumhe..
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Ye Kahte Hue Ki..Mera Talluk Nahin Tumse Koi...
.
Ankhon Main Ansoo Na Aaye Hote To Bhul Jate Tumhe....!!

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It is not important that how much u
luv a person..

BUT,

the important is that how long u luv
that person with same feelings....

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kudi Patni suit Pon Wali , 
jean wali sanu pasand nahi,

naa mili ta ikalle rahage ...
ikalle vi asi koi buhata tang nahi..!

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Aaj ke Samaaj me sirf wohi banda sar
upar utha ke chal sakta hai....
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. Jiske pas SMART PHONE na ho....

Thoughts sms, Great thoughts,

Successful People Don’t Relax On Chair.
They Feel Relaxed With Their Work.
They Sleep With Their Dreams And
Wake Up With A Committment....

Thoughts sms, Great thoughts,

Successful People Don’t Relax On Chair.
They Feel Relaxed With Their Work.
They Sleep With Their Dreams And
Wake Up With A Committment....

Thoughts sms, Great thoughts,

Successful People Don’t Relax On Chair.
They Feel Relaxed With Their Work.
They Sleep With Their Dreams And
Wake Up With A Committment....

Thoughts sms, Great thoughts,

Successful People Don’t Relax On Chair.
They Feel Relaxed With Their Work.
They Sleep With Their Dreams And
Wake Up With A Committment....

Thoughts sms, Great thoughts,

Successful People Don’t Relax On Chair.
They Feel Relaxed With Their Work.
They Sleep With Their Dreams And
Wake Up With A Committment....

Thoughts sms, Great thoughts,

Successful People Don’t Relax On Chair.
They Feel Relaxed With Their Work.
They Sleep With Their Dreams And
Wake Up With A Committment....

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Sajjna De Ditte Hanju Peen Da Mza Hor aa,
Sajjna Dia Yaadan Ch Jeen Da Mza Hor aa,
Ki Hoya J Sajjan Sada Beparwah Hai,
Ik Beparwah Nu V Chaun Da Mja KUj Hor aa..

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Girl Friend ਉਹ ਖਤਰਨਾਕ ਪਰਾਣੀ ਹੈ...

.ਜਿਹੜੀ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੁੰਡ ੇਨੂੰ ਟੋਕ-ਟੋਕ ਕ ੇਉਹਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਆਦਤਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਦਿੰਦੀਆ 

ਫ਼ੇਰ ਇਹ ਕਹਿਦੀਆ "ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਨਹੀਂ".lol

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Kisi Bewafa Ne Mere Dil Ko Tod Diya, 

Isliye Humne Rasta Mod Liya,

Dil Ki Baat Mat Karna Dost, 

Humne To Pyar Karna Hi Ch0d Diya...:-( 

Dard Bhari Shayari, cool sms, hindi sms, Ishq Shayari, Love Quotes, Miss you sms, Miss you, Romantic shayari, sad shayari, Sad sms,

Galatiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi, Main Bhi Nahi,

Dono Insaan hain,Khuda Tu Bhi Nahi, Main Bhi Nahi !!

Tu Mujhe Aur Main Tujhe Ilzaam Dete Hain Magar,

Apne Andar Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi, Main Bhi Nahi !!

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स्टूडेण्ड के दिल से निकला दर्द का गाना
काली काली खाली रातोँ से होने लगी है
दोस्ती
खोया खोया इन किताबोँ मेँ
आता मुझे कुछ भी नहीँ
हर प्रोबलम ,हर काँनसैप्ट मै कैसे सहताहूँ
हर पल हर लम्हा मै खुद से ये कहता रहता हूँ
तुझे भुला दिया ओ तुझे भुला दिया
फिर क्यो तेरे सिलेबस ने मुझे रुला दिया..
मुझे रुला दिया ओ...

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Redskins

WWE SummerSlam 2013 Results: Full Winners, Grades and Analysis for PPV

After a vicious battle between John Cena and Daniel Bryan that saw Bryan win the WWE Championship, Randy Orton stunned the world and cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase to win the WWE Championship with a little help from Triple H.

The WWE Universe has been pulling for a heel turn from Orton for months, and after seeing the perfect opportunity to strike, the character transformation is complete.

The main event scene just got very interesting.

Match Grade: A+

WWE SummerSlam 2013 Results: Full Winners, Grades and Analysis for PPV

The 2013 edition of WWE’s SummerSlam pay-per-view was one of the most anticipated shows of the year. With a stacked card chock full of entertaining matchups, wrestling fans across the world were ready to see the results concerning which stars walked away winners.

SummerSlam is the WWE’s second-largest PPV of the year, and the company spared no expense ensuring that this was a memorable show.

Not only were several championships on the line Sunday night, but the fact that the WWE also bolstered the card with an epic bout between Brock Lesnar and CM Punk proved this event was worthy of the SummerSlam moniker.

This was a wild night of wrestling, and you can find the results of every match here. Enjoy!

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Loki ishq ishq pye krde ne
Asi ishq to toba krne aa...
Jehda pehla kde kita c....
Ohdiya hun tk kishta bhrne aa!!!!!

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Vaarda C Jaan Tere To Fer V Ohde Pyaar Nu
Thukraaya Tu,
Hun Agle Janam Ch Dhyan Rakhange Ohna
Cheeza Da,
Jinna Di Vajah Naal Aes Janam Ch Nai Saanu
Apnaya Tu...!!

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Apni marji se bhi do char kadam chal lene de, 

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zindagi hum tere kehne pe barso chale hai.. 

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Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

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Mom: Bahar jao aur dekho barish ho rahi hai kya?

Me*Logged-in Facebook*

wall- 
*Gf- Wow, its raining
cool Mausam Loving it *

Me : Haan mammaa,
bahut tezz baarish ho rahi hai..!!

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Bhool jane ka tujhe koi irada
na tha,
Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na
tha.
Nikaal dete Dil se shayed
tumhara Khayal,
Par is kambakht dil mein koi
Darwaza na tha…

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Koi Kyu Hamara Intzaar Karega..
.
Apni Zindgi Humare Liye Bekar Karega...
.
Hum Kon$e Ki$i K liye Kha$ Hai..???
.
Kya $ocha Kar Koi Hame Yaad Karega......

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"Koi Nhi Hota Hmesha K Liye Kisi Ka, 
Likkha H Sath Thoda-thoda Sabhi Ka. 
Mat Banao Kisi Ko Apne Jine Ki Wajah, 
Qki Jina H Akele Yeh Usool H Jindgi Ka.

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Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga,
Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga,
Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj,
Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga…

WALLPAPERS, Mirza Ghalib

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Girl to her Blind Bf:"Kash tum
dekh
sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu...
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Boy:"itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate, .

darling andha hu bevakoof
nahi..

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♥♥ Meri Zindagi Mujhe Ye Bata,
Mujhe Bhool Kar Tujhe Kya Mila??
♥♥ Meri Hasraton Ka Hisaab De,
DiL Torr Kar Tujhe Kya Mila??
♥♥ Tere 4 Din K Pyaar Se,
Mujhe Umar Bhar Ka Ghum Mila,
♥♥ Main Toot Kar Bikhar Gaya,
Mujhe Torr Kar Tujhe Kya Mila.

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jado diyeaa tere nall layiaa ne..
duniaa di bheed to bachde aa....
phela bahro jachde c. .....
ajj kall andro jach de aaa...

love sms,Love Quotes,

Hansi hoton se gayi hansa sakta hai kon,
Need ankhon se gayi sula sakta hai kon.
Jab ag lagjati hai gharon mai to log pani se bhuja lete hain,
Lekin dil ki lagi aag bhujha sakta hai kon….

love sms,Love Quotes,

Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi.

Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta

Jhakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-Nadan Ko...

Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete..

Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta.

Love Quotes, love sms,

Kismat Ki Lakeero Pe Humne

Yakeen Karna Chhod Diya..

Qki

Jab Insaan Dhoka De Sakta Hai..

To

Lakeere Kyu Nahi….

Great thoughts, Love Quotes

Some people will always throw stone in ur path,
It depends on you what you make with them..
Wall Or Bridge??
Remember u r the Architect of Your Life!!!

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HEIGHT OF BEING SINGLE
Listening a romantic song & thinking:
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.
kiske baare me sochu...!!

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"Maine us raat se aankhe he nhi kholi"
jis raat usne kaha tha ke subh hote he muhje bhul jana..."

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CPU ਪੇਸ਼ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ Z22

LAPTOP ਦੀ ਨਵੀਂ ਕੈਸਿਟ: "PENDRIVE"

Side A

1. Pen Drive ਲੈ ਦੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ (Title Song ).

2. ਚੱਲਦੀ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ CD

3. ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ RAM 4 GB

4. ਹਾਰਡ ਡਿਸਕ ਫੁੱਲ ਹੋਗੀ

5. Software ਨਹੀਂਉ ਲੱਭਣਾ

Side B

6. ਹਾਏ ਵੇ CD Write ਨਾਂ ਹੋਈ ( Sad Song ).

7. Binary ਨੰਬਰਾਂ 'ਚ ਹੋਇਆ ਟਾਕਰਾ

8. Original RAM ਪਵਾ ਦੇ ਵੇ ਮਾਹੀਆ (ਕਲੱਬ ਮਿਕਸ)

9. ਬੱਸ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ ਛੇੜ ਨਾਂ Hardware ਨੂੰ.

10. Window ਉੱਡਗੀ ਮੇਰੇ PC ਦੀ ( Bonus Track ).

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Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte HaiHar Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte HaiDiwane Hi To Hai Hum TereJo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya KarteHai..

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Lady On Telephone-
Hello Sir
I Want 2Meet
& Talk 2U
Man-Do U Know Me
Lady-Yes
U R The Father Of
1 Of My Kids
Man Stunned
Oh My God
Are U Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anupa?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Vijita?
No
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No Sir I'm The Class
Teacher Of Ur Son
Rocking Question,
Shocking Answer

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Jo Insaan Bahut Ladne Ke
Baad
Bhi,
Aapko Manane Ka Hunar
Rakhta
Hai,
Samajh Lena Ki Bus Wahi
Apse Bepanah Pyar Karta Hai...

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Girl : Hi Baby....
.
.
Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
.
.
Girl : Are You Here ?
.
.
Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
.
.
Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
.
.
Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
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.
.
Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
.
.
Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)  

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एक लड़की चाय पी रही थी तो उसके मुह में
एक मछर चला गया,
लड़की को पता नहीं चला !
थोड़ी देर बाद मछर का बाप आया और उसने
लड़की की कान में कुछ कहा जिसको सुनकर
लड़की बेहोश हो गई !
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
मछर ने कहा था - तुम्हारे पेट में
मेरा बच्चा हैं !!

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Girl To Boy (in Party):Excuse Me!..Boy: Yes ?.….Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein PlateHai or ek Hath Mein Glass,I Can’t Use Them..Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ekCheez Hata Sakte Hain?..Boy (Very Happy): GeBoliye Kya Hataana Hai ?.........Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein. 

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Women drivers are like stars in the sky.
You can see them, but they can't see you..

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Main kisi ko, kya ilzaam du apni maut ka____yaha to satane wale bhi apne the, or daafnane wale bhi apne ....

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