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Thursday, 20 December 2012

21-12-2012


BREAKING NEWS!!

END OF THE WORLD,
which was scheduled for 
21-12-2012 
has been POSTPONED
to
3012
due to some technical problem!
PLEASE CO-OPERATE AND CONTINUE LIVING
WITH
SPIRIT
KEEP SMILING!!:-)

VISHAL

Funny wallpapers

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Funny wallpapers



Teri Nigahon Ke Yoon Hi Kayal TheHum
Kya Jaroorat Thi Aajmane Ki
Yoon Hi Behosh Pade Hai Teri Rahon Main
Kya Jaroorat Thi Alag Se Muskurane Ki…

Baat Nahin karta



Na Janey kis baat pey rooth gia
hai wo shakhs mujh sAy
--
Khawabon mein bhe milta hai to
Baat Nahin karta.....!

Friday, 16 November 2012

Good Night SMS,


Best words by a true friend my care will b in the heart n not in words. My anger will be in words n not in the heart..!!:-)
 Gudnyt :-)

Good Night SMS


(Ise Majak Mat Samjhna)

Aaj


Raat



Theek




12:59



Bajne


Ke




Baad




Aap ke Ghar me





















1 bajega!.

GOOD NIGHT

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE


MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. 


















"AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)":-)

EXAM HALL


Which is da most beautiful feeling in ds
world...???
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.
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.
.
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.
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When u r trying to luk at ur frnd....
And u find that ur frnd is already luking at
u....;)
location-
"EXAM HALL":p :D :D

Friday, 9 November 2012

Happy Diwali


Below are some of Diwali Messages to send wishes to your friends :

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!









Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Diwali ka tyohar









Diwali tyohar hai.. khushiyo ka..
Ujaalo ka..maa lakshi ka..
Iss Diwali aapki jindgi khushio se bhari ho
Duniya ujaalo se roshni ho
Ghar par maa lakshmi ka aagman ho !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Lakshmi aayegi itni
ki har jagah aapka naam hoga
din-raat vyapar badega
Itna adhik aapse kaam hoga
Ghar parivaar smaaj mein banoge sartaaj
Yahi kaamna hamari aapke liye
Maha Lakshmi ke paas !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Gulfaam bheja hai
Sitaro ne gagan se
Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko diwali
Humne to ye pegam
Apne dil se bheja hai !









Aaj apke yaha
dhan se barsat ho
Maa lakshmi ka vaas ho
Sankato ka naash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho
aur sar par taj ho
~~ Happy Diwali ~~

Happy Diwali


Below are some of Diwali Messages to send wishes to your friends :

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!









Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Diwali ka tyohar









Diwali tyohar hai.. khushiyo ka..
Ujaalo ka..maa lakshi ka..
Iss Diwali aapki jindgi khushio se bhari ho
Duniya ujaalo se roshni ho
Ghar par maa lakshmi ka aagman ho !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Lakshmi aayegi itni
ki har jagah aapka naam hoga
din-raat vyapar badega
Itna adhik aapse kaam hoga
Ghar parivaar smaaj mein banoge sartaaj
Yahi kaamna hamari aapke liye
Maha Lakshmi ke paas !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Gulfaam bheja hai
Sitaro ne gagan se
Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko diwali
Humne to ye pegam
Apne dil se bheja hai !









Aaj apke yaha
dhan se barsat ho
Maa lakshmi ka vaas ho
Sankato ka naash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho
aur sar par taj ho
~~ Happy Diwali ~~

Happy Diwali


Below are some of Diwali Messages to send wishes to your friends :

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!









Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Diwali ka tyohar









Diwali tyohar hai.. khushiyo ka..
Ujaalo ka..maa lakshi ka..
Iss Diwali aapki jindgi khushio se bhari ho
Duniya ujaalo se roshni ho
Ghar par maa lakshmi ka aagman ho !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Lakshmi aayegi itni
ki har jagah aapka naam hoga
din-raat vyapar badega
Itna adhik aapse kaam hoga
Ghar parivaar smaaj mein banoge sartaaj
Yahi kaamna hamari aapke liye
Maha Lakshmi ke paas !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Gulfaam bheja hai
Sitaro ne gagan se
Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko diwali
Humne to ye pegam
Apne dil se bheja hai !









Aaj apke yaha
dhan se barsat ho
Maa lakshmi ka vaas ho
Sankato ka naash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho
aur sar par taj ho
~~ Happy Diwali ~~

Happy Diwali


Below are some of Diwali Messages to send wishes to your friends :

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!









Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Diwali ka tyohar









Diwali tyohar hai.. khushiyo ka..
Ujaalo ka..maa lakshi ka..
Iss Diwali aapki jindgi khushio se bhari ho
Duniya ujaalo se roshni ho
Ghar par maa lakshmi ka aagman ho !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Lakshmi aayegi itni
ki har jagah aapka naam hoga
din-raat vyapar badega
Itna adhik aapse kaam hoga
Ghar parivaar smaaj mein banoge sartaaj
Yahi kaamna hamari aapke liye
Maha Lakshmi ke paas !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Gulfaam bheja hai
Sitaro ne gagan se
Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko diwali
Humne to ye pegam
Apne dil se bheja hai !









Aaj apke yaha
dhan se barsat ho
Maa lakshmi ka vaas ho
Sankato ka naash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho
aur sar par taj ho
~~ Happy Diwali ~~

Happy Diwali


Below are some of Diwali Messages to send wishes to your friends :

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!









Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Diwali ka tyohar









Diwali tyohar hai.. khushiyo ka..
Ujaalo ka..maa lakshi ka..
Iss Diwali aapki jindgi khushio se bhari ho
Duniya ujaalo se roshni ho
Ghar par maa lakshmi ka aagman ho !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Lakshmi aayegi itni
ki har jagah aapka naam hoga
din-raat vyapar badega
Itna adhik aapse kaam hoga
Ghar parivaar smaaj mein banoge sartaaj
Yahi kaamna hamari aapke liye
Maha Lakshmi ke paas !
~~ Happy Diwali ~~









Gulfaam bheja hai
Sitaro ne gagan se
Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko diwali
Humne to ye pegam
Apne dil se bheja hai !









Aaj apke yaha
dhan se barsat ho
Maa lakshmi ka vaas ho
Sankato ka naash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho
aur sar par taj ho
~~ Happy Diwali ~~

Ahmad Faraz

Meri Chahat Ko Mere Halaat Ke Tarazu Mein Kabhi Mat Tolna, 'Faraz';
Maine Woh Zakham Bhi Khaye Hain, Jo Meri Qismat Main Nahi The!

Ahmad Faraz

Ahmad Faraz

Na Murawat, Na Mohabbat, Na Khuloos Hain Faraz;
Main Toh Sharminda Hun Iss Daur Ka Insaan Hokar!

Ahmad Faraz

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Zindagi Luta Bathe

Dil Se Roye, Magar Hothon Se Muskura Bathe;
Yun Hi Hum Kissi Se Wafa Nibha Bathe;
Woh Hume Ek Lamha Na De Paye Apne Pyar Ka;
Aur Hum Un Ke Liye Zindagi Luta Bathe!

Ahmad Faraz


Kuchh Zakhm Sadiyoun Baad Bhi Taaza Rehte Hein, Faraz;Waqt Ke Paas Bhi Har Marz Ki Dawa Nahi Hoti! 

 Ahmad Faraz

Mirza Ghalib

Hazaron Khwahishen Aise Ke Har Khawahish Pe Dum Nikle;
Bahut Nikle Mere Armaan, Lekin Phir Bhe Kam Nikle! 

Mirza Ghalib

Ahmad Faraz


Mere Jazbaat Se Waqif Hai Meri Qalm, Faraz;Main Pyaar Likhon To Tera Naam Likha Jata Hai! 

Ahmad Faraz

Allama Iqbal

Masjid Khuda Ka Ghar Hai, Peeney Ki Jagha Nahin;
Kaafir Ke Dil Mein Ja, Wahan Khudaa Nahin! 

Allama Iqbal

Allama Iqbal

Masjid Khuda Ka Ghar Hai, Peeney Ki Jagha Nahin;
Kaafir Ke Dil Mein Ja, Wahan Khudaa Nahin! 

Allama Iqbal

Mirza Ghalib

Hum Ne Mohabbat Ke Nashe Mein Aa Kar Use Khuda Bana Dala;
Hosh Tab Aaya Jab Us Ne Kaha Ke Khuda Kisi Ek Ka Nahi Hota!

Mirza Ghalib

Mirza Ghalib


Tu Wo Zaalim Hai Jo Dil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Mera Na Ban Saka, Ghalib;
Aur Dil Wo Kafir Jo Mujh Mein Reh Kar Bhi Tera Hogaya!
 
 Mirza Ghalib

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Ahmad Faraz

Kaafir Ke Dil Se Aya Hon, Mein Yeh Dekh Kar;Khuda Maujood Hai Wahan, Par Usey Pata Nahin! 
Ahmad Faraz

Apni Hi Kadar Kho Di!

Sochte Hein Seekh Lein Hum Bhi Berukhi Karna;
Mohobatt Nibhate Nibhate Aaj Humne Apni Hi Kadar Kho Di!

Haal Achcha Hai!

Unke Dekhne Se Jo Aa Jaatie Hai chere Par Raunak,
Woh Samajhte Hain Ke Beemaar Ka Haal Achcha Hai!

Aap Ki Kami Si Hai!

Shaam Se Aankh Mein Nami Si Hai;

Aaj Phir Aap Ki Kami Si Hai!

Tohfa


Meri Tanhayi Ko Mera Shaunk Na Samjhna;
Bohat Pyaar Se Diya Hai Yeh Tohfa Kisi Ne!

shayari

Jaam Peene Sai Kya Faida;
Sham Ko Pee Subah Utar Jayegi;
Arre Do Boond Mohobbat Ke Peele Saqi;
Zindagi Saari Nashe Mein Guzar Jayegi!
Uttar Chukki Hai Meri Rooh Mein Kisi Ki Nigah;
Tarap Rahi Hai Meri Zindagi Kisi Ke Liye!

Saturday, 3 November 2012

new Technology


Santa 2 Banta Yaar Road Cutting Ki new Technology Aye Ha . . 

Banta Kya ? 

Santa Bili(cat) . . . 

Banta Mazak Mat Kar Bili(cat) Kaise . . . 

Santa Simple Sub Bolte hai na Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kaat Gaye Ha...=P ;->

Santa Banta sms

After An Accident, Driver Angrily: 
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st. 

Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..

Funny sms


At A Bus Stand, 
An American DoctOr GOt Heart Attack After Reading A BoOk's Name..!! 


Guess The Name Of That BoOk..?? 









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DOCTOR In 30Days".. Rs 150/- f