Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

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Girl Friend ਉਹ ਖਤਰਨਾਕ ਪਰਾਣੀ ਹੈ...

.ਜਿਹੜੀ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੁੰਡ ੇਨੂੰ ਟੋਕ-ਟੋਕ ਕ ੇਉਹਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਆਦਤਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਦਿੰਦੀਆ 

ਫ਼ੇਰ ਇਹ ਕਹਿਦੀਆ "ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਨਹੀਂ".lol

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Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

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CPU ਪੇਸ਼ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ Z22

LAPTOP ਦੀ ਨਵੀਂ ਕੈਸਿਟ: "PENDRIVE"

Side A

1. Pen Drive ਲੈ ਦੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ (Title Song ).

2. ਚੱਲਦੀ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ CD

3. ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ RAM 4 GB

4. ਹਾਰਡ ਡਿਸਕ ਫੁੱਲ ਹੋਗੀ

5. Software ਨਹੀਂਉ ਲੱਭਣਾ

Side B

6. ਹਾਏ ਵੇ CD Write ਨਾਂ ਹੋਈ ( Sad Song ).

7. Binary ਨੰਬਰਾਂ 'ਚ ਹੋਇਆ ਟਾਕਰਾ

8. Original RAM ਪਵਾ ਦੇ ਵੇ ਮਾਹੀਆ (ਕਲੱਬ ਮਿਕਸ)

9. ਬੱਸ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ ਛੇੜ ਨਾਂ Hardware ਨੂੰ.

10. Window ਉੱਡਗੀ ਮੇਰੇ PC ਦੀ ( Bonus Track ).

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Lady On Telephone-
Hello Sir
I Want 2Meet
& Talk 2U
Man-Do U Know Me
Lady-Yes
U R The Father Of
1 Of My Kids
Man Stunned
Oh My God
Are U Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anupa?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Vijita?
No
Lady In Confusion...
No Sir I'm The Class
Teacher Of Ur Son
Rocking Question,
Shocking Answer

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Girl : Hi Baby....
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Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
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Girl : Are You Here ?
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Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
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Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
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Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
Here....(Sending Failed)
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Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
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Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)  

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एक लड़की चाय पी रही थी तो उसके मुह में
एक मछर चला गया,
लड़की को पता नहीं चला !
थोड़ी देर बाद मछर का बाप आया और उसने
लड़की की कान में कुछ कहा जिसको सुनकर
लड़की बेहोश हो गई !
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मछर ने कहा था - तुम्हारे पेट में
मेरा बच्चा हैं !!

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Tujay larki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein udda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .