Dhamki Ya Fir Chance ??

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
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Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake
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Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa
Raha Ki,
Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir
Chance ??.http://www.msg-wala.com/

Baba Aaraamdev!

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.
Ever looked at buffaloes? 
They eat only ------grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. 
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A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
Baba Aaraamdev!http://www.msg-wala.com/

Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

http://www.msg-wala.com/

Girls in Real Life

Girls On Facebook - Fashion, Friends, Boys &
Attitude.
Girls in Real Life - Mummy aaj
Sunday hai aaj main pochha nahi lagaungi. pacman.png 
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Guys On Facebook - Girls , Beer & Ego.
Guys in Real Life - Mummy is Pajama ka nada
dhila ho gaya , naya laga do.http://www.msg-wala.com/

darata kiyo hai?

Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati haiaur kidnappers uske Husband kophone lagate hai:"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye tohtumhari biwi ko maar denge!"Husband khamosh raha..........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwike tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon kokhila denge!"Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwitumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."Husband: "Paise bol dost paise?, daratakiyo hai?!" ?

jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat
kar rahe the:
Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai,
wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri
ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya
khayaal hai?
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori
karta hai wo baad mein pachtata
zaroor hai.

Girlfriend moti ho jaye To????

Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati...

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Girl Friend ਉਹ ਖਤਰਨਾਕ ਪਰਾਣੀ ਹੈ...

.ਜਿਹੜੀ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੁੰਡ ੇਨੂੰ ਟੋਕ-ਟੋਕ ਕ ੇਉਹਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਆਦਤਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਦਿੰਦੀਆ 

ਫ਼ੇਰ ਇਹ ਕਹਿਦੀਆ "ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਨਹੀਂ".lol

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स्टूडेण्ड के दिल से निकला दर्द का गाना
काली काली खाली रातोँ से होने लगी है
दोस्ती
खोया खोया इन किताबोँ मेँ
आता मुझे कुछ भी नहीँ
हर प्रोबलम ,हर काँनसैप्ट मै कैसे सहताहूँ
हर पल हर लम्हा मै खुद से ये कहता रहता हूँ
तुझे भुला दिया ओ तुझे भुला दिया
फिर क्यो तेरे सिलेबस ने मुझे रुला दिया..
मुझे रुला दिया ओ...

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Loki ishq ishq pye krde ne
Asi ishq to toba krne aa...
Jehda pehla kde kita c....
Ohdiya hun tk kishta bhrne aa!!!!!

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Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

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Mom: Bahar jao aur dekho barish ho rahi hai kya?

Me*Logged-in Facebook*

wall- 
*Gf- Wow, its raining
cool Mausam Loving it *

Me : Haan mammaa,
bahut tezz baarish ho rahi hai..!!

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Girl to her Blind Bf:"Kash tum
dekh
sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu...
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Boy:"itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate, .

darling andha hu bevakoof
nahi..

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HEIGHT OF BEING SINGLE
Listening a romantic song & thinking:
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kiske baare me sochu...!!

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CPU ਪੇਸ਼ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ Z22

LAPTOP ਦੀ ਨਵੀਂ ਕੈਸਿਟ: "PENDRIVE"

Side A

1. Pen Drive ਲੈ ਦੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ (Title Song ).

2. ਚੱਲਦੀ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ CD

3. ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ RAM 4 GB

4. ਹਾਰਡ ਡਿਸਕ ਫੁੱਲ ਹੋਗੀ

5. Software ਨਹੀਂਉ ਲੱਭਣਾ

Side B

6. ਹਾਏ ਵੇ CD Write ਨਾਂ ਹੋਈ ( Sad Song ).

7. Binary ਨੰਬਰਾਂ 'ਚ ਹੋਇਆ ਟਾਕਰਾ

8. Original RAM ਪਵਾ ਦੇ ਵੇ ਮਾਹੀਆ (ਕਲੱਬ ਮਿਕਸ)

9. ਬੱਸ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ ਛੇੜ ਨਾਂ Hardware ਨੂੰ.

10. Window ਉੱਡਗੀ ਮੇਰੇ PC ਦੀ ( Bonus Track ).

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Lady On Telephone-
Hello Sir
I Want 2Meet
& Talk 2U
Man-Do U Know Me
Lady-Yes
U R The Father Of
1 Of My Kids
Man Stunned
Oh My God
Are U Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anupa?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Vijita?
No
Lady In Confusion...
No Sir I'm The Class
Teacher Of Ur Son
Rocking Question,
Shocking Answer

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Girl : Hi Baby....
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Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
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Girl : Are You Here ?
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Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
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Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
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Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
Here....(Sending Failed)
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Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
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Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)