my wife saw u!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat
kar rahe the:
Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai,
wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri
ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya
khayaal hai?
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori
karta hai wo baad mein pachtata
zaroor hai.

Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath
train
trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss
ko apne
Kisse suna kr paka rhi thi....

K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum
Dono

"Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
.
.
.
Boss:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone
do"

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Women drivers are like stars in the sky.
You can see them, but they can't see you..

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