Dhamki Ya Fir Chance ??

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
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Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake
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Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa
Raha Ki,
Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir
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darata kiyo hai?

Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati haiaur kidnappers uske Husband kophone lagate hai:"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye tohtumhari biwi ko maar denge!"Husband khamosh raha..........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwike tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon kokhila denge!"Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwitumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."Husband: "Paise bol dost paise?, daratakiyo hai?!" ?

jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat
kar rahe the:
Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai,
wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri
ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya
khayaal hai?
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori
karta hai wo baad mein pachtata
zaroor hai.

Girlfriend moti ho jaye To????

Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati...

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Girl Friend ਉਹ ਖਤਰਨਾਕ ਪਰਾਣੀ ਹੈ...

.ਜਿਹੜੀ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੁੰਡ ੇਨੂੰ ਟੋਕ-ਟੋਕ ਕ ੇਉਹਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਆਦਤਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਦਿੰਦੀਆ 

ਫ਼ੇਰ ਇਹ ਕਹਿਦੀਆ "ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਨਹੀਂ".lol

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स्टूडेण्ड के दिल से निकला दर्द का गाना
काली काली खाली रातोँ से होने लगी है
दोस्ती
खोया खोया इन किताबोँ मेँ
आता मुझे कुछ भी नहीँ
हर प्रोबलम ,हर काँनसैप्ट मै कैसे सहताहूँ
हर पल हर लम्हा मै खुद से ये कहता रहता हूँ
तुझे भुला दिया ओ तुझे भुला दिया
फिर क्यो तेरे सिलेबस ने मुझे रुला दिया..
मुझे रुला दिया ओ...

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Loki ishq ishq pye krde ne
Asi ishq to toba krne aa...
Jehda pehla kde kita c....
Ohdiya hun tk kishta bhrne aa!!!!!

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Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

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Mom: Bahar jao aur dekho barish ho rahi hai kya?

Me*Logged-in Facebook*

wall- 
*Gf- Wow, its raining
cool Mausam Loving it *

Me : Haan mammaa,
bahut tezz baarish ho rahi hai..!!

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Girl : Hi Baby....
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Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
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Girl : Are You Here ?
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Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
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Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
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Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
Here....(Sending Failed)
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Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
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Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)  

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Women drivers are like stars in the sky.
You can see them, but they can't see you..

Do not fall in love!!

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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