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Showing posts with label cool sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cool sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana .

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana .

Monday, 23 June 2014

dost ke chehre per muskan jaorori hai…

Zindagi ke liye jaan zarori hai
Jeene ke liye arman zarori hai
Hamare pass chahe kitna gum hoo
Bus dost ke chehre per muskan jaorori hai…
http://www.msg-wala.com/

Monday, 12 May 2014

sahi raasta dikhlaana…

Ae dost zindagi bhar mujhse dosti nibhaana, 
dil ki koi bhi baat humse kabhi na chupaana, 
sath chalna mere tum dukh sukh mein 
bhatak jau mein jo kabhi sahi raasta dikhlaana…

behosh ho gaye hum.

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, 
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum, 
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai, 
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Girlfriend moti ho jaye To????

Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati...

Monday, 25 November 2013

muskurana apka…!!!

Gam na ho whan jhan ho afsana apka,
khusiyan dhundti rhe asshiyana aapka,
wo wqt hi na aaye jb aap udas ho,
ye duniya bhula na ske muskurana apka…!!! 

Monday, 14 October 2013

Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath
train
trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss
ko apne
Kisse suna kr paka rhi thi....

K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum
Dono

"Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
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Boss:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone
do"

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Thoughts sms :- Still Not Leaving Each Other’s Hands…!!!!

A Relationship Is Not
Holding
Hands
While You Understand
Each
Other, It’s About Having Lots
Of Misunderstandings
and Still Not Leaving
Each Other’s Hands…!!!!

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Punjabi sms, punjabi shayari, Sad sms, Romantic shayari, sad shayari, Bewafai SMS, cool sms,

ਉੱਮਰ ਭਰ ਬਿਖਰਿਆ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੁੱਕੇ ਹੋਏ ਪੱਤੇਆ ਦੀ ਤਰਾ....
ਮੁੱਦਤ ਬਾਅਦ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਇੱਕਠਾ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ ਤਾਂ ਜਲਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਲਈ...###

punjabi shayari, Punjabi sms, sad shayari, Sad sms, Shayari, Ishq Shayari, cool sms,

ਬਿਨਾ ਲਿਬਾਸ ਦੇ ਆਏ ਸੀ ਇਸ ਜਹਾਨ ਤੇ...

ਇਕ ਕਫਨ ਦੀ ਖਾਤਿਰ ਕਿਨ੍ਹਾ ਸਫਰ ਕਰਨਾ ਪਿਆ..!!!!

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Dard Bhari Shayari, cool sms, hindi sms, Ishq Shayari, Love Quotes, Miss you sms, Miss you, Romantic shayari, sad shayari, Sad sms,


Galatiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi, Main Bhi Nahi,

Dono Insaan hain,Khuda Tu Bhi Nahi, Main Bhi Nahi !!

Tu Mujhe Aur Main Tujhe Ilzaam Dete Hain Magar,

Apne Andar Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi, Main Bhi Nahi !!

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Funny, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms, pj jokes, cool sms, lol sms, lol, jokes, just for laugh, Santa Banta jokes, pj jokes, punjabi jokes,

Lady On Telephone-
Hello Sir
I Want 2Meet
& Talk 2U
Man-Do U Know Me
Lady-Yes
U R The Father Of
1 Of My Kids
Man Stunned
Oh My God
Are U Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anupa?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Vijita?
No
Lady In Confusion...
No Sir I'm The Class
Teacher Of Ur Son
Rocking Question,
Shocking Answer

Thursday, 11 July 2013

sad shayari, Sad sms, lol sms, DOSTI sms, cool sms, Love Quotes, love sms, Dard Bhari Shayari, Friendship sms, Ishq Shayari, sad shayari, Shayari,

Jo Insaan Bahut Ladne Ke
Baad
Bhi,
Aapko Manane Ka Hunar
Rakhta
Hai,
Samajh Lena Ki Bus Wahi
Apse Bepanah Pyar Karta Hai...


sad shayari, Sad sms, lol sms, DOSTI sms, cool sms, Love Quotes, love sms, Dard Bhari Shayari, Friendship sms, Ishq Shayari, sad shayari, Shayari, 

Funny, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms, cool sms, lol, lol sms, jokes, pj jokes, Santa Banta jokes, pj sms,

Girl : Hi Baby....
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Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed)
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Girl : Are You Here ?
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Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
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Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
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Boy : Honey, I'm Not.... I'm Right
Here....(Sending Failed)
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Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
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Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)  

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

hindi sms, Very funny hindi sms, cool sms, lol, lol sms, jokes, just for laugh, pj jokes, Santa Banta jokes,

एक लड़की चाय पी रही थी तो उसके मुह में
एक मछर चला गया,
लड़की को पता नहीं चला !
थोड़ी देर बाद मछर का बाप आया और उसने
लड़की की कान में कुछ कहा जिसको सुनकर
लड़की बेहोश हो गई !
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मछर ने कहा था - तुम्हारे पेट में
मेरा बच्चा हैं !!

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Funny, Funny sms, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms, cool sms, lol sms, lol, punjabi jokes, jokes,

Girl To Boy (in Party):Excuse Me!..Boy: Yes ?.….Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein PlateHai or ek Hath Mein Glass,I Can’t Use Them..Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ekCheez Hata Sakte Hain?..Boy (Very Happy): GeBoliye Kya Hataana Hai ?.........Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein.