sorry apko yahi milega!!

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Baba Aaraamdev!

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.
Ever looked at buffaloes? 
They eat only ------grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. 
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A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
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Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

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Gale me paani faas gaya

Santa ek Baarat me geya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokar
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani faas gaya h,
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