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Girl Friend ਉਹ ਖਤਰਨਾਕ ਪਰਾਣੀ ਹੈ...

.ਜਿਹੜੀ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੁੰਡ ੇਨੂੰ ਟੋਕ-ਟੋਕ ਕ ੇਉਹਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਆਦਤਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਦਿੰਦੀਆ 

ਫ਼ੇਰ ਇਹ ਕਹਿਦੀਆ "ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਨਹੀਂ".lol

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Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

Tujay larki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein udda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

new Technology

Santa 2 Banta Yaar Road Cutting Ki new Technology Aye Ha . . 

Banta Kya ? 

Santa Bili(cat) . . . 

Banta Mazak Mat Kar Bili(cat) Kaise . . . 

Santa Simple Sub Bolte hai na Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kaat Gaye Ha...=P ;->

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After An Accident, Driver Angrily:  I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st. 
Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..