Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana .

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana .

Baba Aaraamdev!

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.
Ever looked at buffaloes? 
They eat only ------grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. 
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A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
Baba Aaraamdev!http://www.msg-wala.com/

I am sitting in the loo

Earth is orange,
Sky is blue,
I am sitting in the loo
Thinking of you
Oh My God! Now I forgot
What I came here to do?
I am very happy
And miss to you
Please come at time
Thanks you! http://www.msg-wala.com/

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Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
ANSWER - Can't Say.
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Because...
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U Can't Compare Two Imaginary Things !!!

my wife saw u!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Funny

Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath
train
trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss
ko apne
Kisse suna kr paka rhi thi....

K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum
Dono

"Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
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Boss:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone
do"

apni BMW !!!!!

Kapil : Tumhara naam kya hai? . .

Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
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Kapil : Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year,
wo samne wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/b,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timing 6 to 8.
akeli hi jaati hu tution 
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Kapil :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga, thik hai..

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Wife ko Pyar se Gulab Maarne Pr Response..

English Wife:
U r too naughty sweetheart:*
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Urdu Wife:
Na kro na janu:)
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Panjabi Wife:
Banda ban ja Kanjra ツ ツ

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kudi Patni suit Pon Wali , 
jean wali sanu pasand nahi,

naa mili ta ikalle rahage ...
ikalle vi asi koi buhata tang nahi..!

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Aaj ke Samaaj me sirf wohi banda sar
upar utha ke chal sakta hai....
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. Jiske pas SMART PHONE na ho....

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स्टूडेण्ड के दिल से निकला दर्द का गाना
काली काली खाली रातोँ से होने लगी है
दोस्ती
खोया खोया इन किताबोँ मेँ
आता मुझे कुछ भी नहीँ
हर प्रोबलम ,हर काँनसैप्ट मै कैसे सहताहूँ
हर पल हर लम्हा मै खुद से ये कहता रहता हूँ
तुझे भुला दिया ओ तुझे भुला दिया
फिर क्यो तेरे सिलेबस ने मुझे रुला दिया..
मुझे रुला दिया ओ...

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Loki ishq ishq pye krde ne
Asi ishq to toba krne aa...
Jehda pehla kde kita c....
Ohdiya hun tk kishta bhrne aa!!!!!

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Boy:" Nice Dress..

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Ear-rings

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Shoes

Girl:" Thanks..

Boy:" Nice Lipstick
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Girl(irritated)­:" Thanks Brother!

Boy:" But Still You are not Looking Beautiful ...

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Mom: Bahar jao aur dekho barish ho rahi hai kya?

Me*Logged-in Facebook*

wall- 
*Gf- Wow, its raining
cool Mausam Loving it *

Me : Haan mammaa,
bahut tezz baarish ho rahi hai..!!

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Girl to her Blind Bf:"Kash tum
dekh
sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu...
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Boy:"itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate, .

darling andha hu bevakoof
nahi..

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HEIGHT OF BEING SINGLE
Listening a romantic song & thinking:
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kiske baare me sochu...!!

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