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Friday, 31 May 2013

Miss you sms

Jindagi K Har Lamho Me Unhi Ko Pate Hain,
Bhool Jayein Khud Ko Par Unhe Nahi Bhoolate Hain,
Jane Kya Baat Hai Unme Ae Khuda,
Jitna Bhoolate Hain Wo Utna Yaad Aate Hai !

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

DILTO BACHHA HAE JI

Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo saccha hai ji,
Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,
Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,
"Qki DILTO BACHHA HAE JI"

unke najar me hum purane ho gaye..

Jinke dosti me hum devane ho gaye
vo hum se begane ho gaye
shayad unko talash hai naye dost ki
ab unke najar me hum purane ho gaye..

dost kbhi nahi badalte

LIFE changes frmClasroom 2 officeBooks 2 filesJeans 2 formalPocketmoney 2 salaryGrlfrnd 2 wifeLekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalteKamine k kamine rhte hai

One of my true friend is "U"

Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”

One of my true friend is ‘U

Rocking PJ..

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe

"I Miss U"


I am not sure what life could bring I am not sure if dreams come true i m not sure what love can do but i m very sure about one thing "I Miss U"

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye 
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

punjabi jokes


" ਮੈਡਮ "" ਸਾਰੇ ਬੱਚੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਡਰਾਇੰਗ ਦੀ ਕਾਪੀ ਤੇ ਟਰੈਨ ਬਣਾਓ " ਮੈ ਪੰਜ ਮਿੰਟ ਬਾਅਦ ਆਕੇ ਚੈਂਕ ਕਰਦੀ ਆ
" ਝੰਡਾ ਅਮਲੀ ਨੂੰ ਟਰੈਨ ਬਨੋਨੀ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਸੀ "
"
" ਮੈਡਮ ਝੰਡੇ ਕੋਲ 10 ਮਿੰਟ ਬਾਅਦ ਆਈ ਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ
" ਤੇਰੀ ਕਾਪੀ ਖਾਲੀ ਏ ' ਟਰੈਨ ਕਿਥੇ ਆ ਤੇਰੀ "
" ਕਹਿੰਦਾ " ਮੈਡਮ ਜੀ ਟਰੈਨ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿਓ ਦੀ ਥੋੜੀ ਏ" ਜਿਹੜੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਉਡੀਕ ਦੀ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ " ਤੁਸੀ ਲੈਟ ਆਏ ੳ ਟਰੈਨ ਪੰਜ ਮਿੰਟ ਪਿਹਲਾ ਨਿਕਲ ਗਈ ਏ 

Monday, 27 May 2013

lagta hai gaheri chot khayi hai...

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta hai gaheri chot khayi hai....

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah...

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pass nahi hai.........

Tujay larki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein udda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

a garment shop.

A boy was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Boy thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni....

Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.

School mein Master ji ne chote Bache se poocha:Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?aur jawab aayi:....Kami- na..

Love Quotes


punjabi shayari wallpapers


punjabi shayari wallpapers


Love Quotes


zindagi bhar hasane ka wada kiya tha..


Hum ruth jaye to manane ka wada kiya tha,
Hum dur jaye to bulane ka wada kiya tha,
Aaj palko pe aansu bhar diye usne,
Jisne zindagi bhar hasane ka wada kiya tha..

Hamne Ab Tera Intzar Karna Chhod Diya..!!



Khud ko Bekarar KarnaChhod Diya
Tujhe Apna SamajnaChhod Diya
Ja Patthar DiLJi Le Apni Zindgi
Hamne Ab TeraIntzar Karna Chhod Diya..!!

Love Quotes


Thursday, 23 May 2013

unke liye zindagi ko piche mod pate hum...

Kash jate hue waqt ko rok pate hum,
Dosti mein bitaya har lmha jod pate hum,
Na jane kitni yade dosto ne di humein,
Kash unke liye zindagi ko piche mod pate hum...

Fir Yaad Aayegi Guzare Zamane Ki…


Unko Khabar Hai Mere Tute Armaano Ki
Aaj Jarurat Padegi Kanch Ke Paimane Ki
Khali Na Hone Dena Jaam Yaaro
Varna Fir Yaad Aayegi Guzare Zamane Ki…

Dukh To Kam Nahi Hote Roshni Bujhane Se…


Bolta Nahi Koi Isliye Zamane SeKe Log Toot Jate Hain Faisle Sunane SeKyu Udaas Baithe Ho Is Tarah Andhere MeinDukh To Kam Nahi Hote Roshni Bujhane Se…

Ye Kismat Hai Ke Tadpaane Se Baaz Nahi Aati…


Jina Chahta Hu Par Zindagi Raas Nahi Aati
Marna Chahta Hu Par Maut Paas Nahi Aati
Bahut Udas Hu Is Zindagi Se
Ye Kismat Hai Ke Tadpaane Se Baaz Nahi Aati…

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Ankho Ko Aansuo Ki Jarurat Na Hoti


Pyar Ke Liye Rishto Ki Jarurat Na HotiBaat Ke Liye Sabdo Ki Jarurat Na HotiDil Ki Baate Jo Aap Samajh JaateAnkho Ko Aansuo Ki Jarurat Na Hoti…


kisi ke sath ka intzaar na karo



Bewafa hai dunia kisi ka aitbaar na karo,har pal dete hai dhoka kisi se pyar na karo,mit jao beshaq tanha ji kar,par kisi ke sath ka intzaar na karo....


tumhe apna banane ki.


Badi shidat se koshish kar raha hoon
ab mein tumhe bhulne ki,
Kabhi bahut dil se duaa karta tha
tumhe apna banane ki.

Koi Baat Nahi


Yeh Wafa Ka Silsila Hai To, Koi Baat Nahi
Yeh Dard Tune Diya Hai To, Koi Baat Nahi
Yeh Bahut Hai Ke Tu Dekh Rhi Hai Kinaare Se
Main Doob Rha Hoon To, Koi Baat Nahi…

What can u do to make me love you ?


An Engineering Student went & proposed agirl
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Student : I will do what ever u want, I vl bringstars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vldo anything for u.
Girl : Can u complete ur Engenering without asingle back??...Student : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna ... :P o.O


Mitra teri badli tor Kehn ge Lok


Je Roya ta kamjor kehn ge Lok,
Kuj lukoeya ta Chor kehn ge Lok,
Apne aap vich Riha ta Aakadkhor kehan ge Lok,
Yaar vasa leya je Akkha vich, Ishaq di chdi Lor kehn ge Lok,
Milna Gilna je Yaran nal band kar dita, Mitra teri badli tor Kehn ge Lok...