14 saal k liye jail !!!!

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
.
Husband gehri soch me tha.
Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya
soch
rahe
ho?
. Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare
daddy
ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi
karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
.
Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ? .
Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota
to
aaj
me azaad ho jata... hahahaha..lolzz

aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte..

Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nhi badte,
Dur hone se ehsas nhi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamare beech,
Lekin aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte..

Rote To Ab Bhi Hai

Dil Hai Wahi Tadap Bhi Wahi

Gam Hai Wahi Izhar Ki Wajah Na Sahi..

Ansu The To Ro Lete The..

Rote To Ab Bhi Hai Par Ansu Na Sahi.

Rulaata Jarur Hai..

Bewajah Nahi Roota Mohabbat Me Koi..
Dosto
Jise Khud Se Badhkar Chaaho Wo Rulaata Jarur Hai..

Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri…..
Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yu
Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

Romantic shayari :-uskaa khyaal aaj phirr mere dil ko jalaa gayaa..

dhalti nahi hain raat ye, snaam yaad aa gayaa,
sooyi hui wo dil ki duniyaa jagaa gayaa,
koshish hzar ki magar behlaa nahi ye dil,
uskaa khyaal aaj phirr mere dil ko jalaa gayaa..

Hindi sms :- Main kaise jee loon tum se rooth kar...

mat tod us pyar ko jo teri zaat se hai
yeh bata tu khafa meri kis baat se hai ??,,
tu bhi na uljhaa kar mujh se iss tarah,,
jab tu acchi tarah waakif mere jazbaat se hai
main kaise jee loon tum se rooth kar,,
meri toh har saans ka wasta teri yaad se hai!!!

Thoughts sms :- Still Not Leaving Each Other’s Hands…!!!!

A Relationship Is Not
Holding
Hands
While You Understand
Each
Other, It’s About Having Lots
Of Misunderstandings
and Still Not Leaving
Each Other’s Hands…!!!!

Great thoughts :- Acchaai Bhool jata Hai. . .!!

"Zindgi Me Khud Ko Kabhi Kisi Insaan Ka Aadi
Mat Banana. . .!!
Kyunki Insaan Bohot Khudgarz Hai.. .!!
Jab Apko Pasand Krta Hai To Apki Burai Bhool
Jata Hai,,
aur
Jab Aapse Nafrat Krta Hai To Aapki Acchaai
Bhool jata Hai. . .!!

love sms :- Aap Se Jyada Roye Ga

"Agar Aap Kisi Ko Bohat jyada Chaho....""Aur Woh Aap Ko'' Chood'' Jaye ..."..
"Aur Aap Ki Ankhon Se Aansoo Nikal Aayen...."
"To Aansoo ko is Yaqeen Se Saaf Kar Lena Ke...."
"Zindagi Ke Kisi Pal wo Apko Yaad Kar Ke..."
"Wo Aap Se Jyada Roye Ga....!!!

Funny, Funny sms, jokes, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms,

Quote for the day
The longer you stare at phone
before picking the call
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bigger the lie you tell after picking it
up……

Funny, Funny sms, jokes, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms,

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein
Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi
Deewani Ho gayi.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To
Girls Behosh.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji
Jhaadu Lagana hai.
“Haye Re Berozgari”

Funny, Funny sms, jokes, just for laugh, Very funny hindi sms,

chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,
Gift diya usne Red Rose,
Sherni ne kaha: ja pehle apni soorat aaine mein dekh,
Chuha bola:
.
.
soorat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh… :D :p

Funny, Funny punjabi shayari, Funny sms, jokes, just for laugh, lol, lol sms, Very funny hindi sms,

Wife ko Pyar se Gulab Maarne Pr Response..

English Wife:
U r too naughty sweetheart:*
.
Urdu Wife:
Na kro na janu:)
.
Panjabi Wife:
Banda ban ja Kanjra ツ ツ

WALLPAPERS, Funny wallpapers, jokes wallpapers, jokes,

WALLPAPERS, Funny wallpapers, jokes wallpapers, jokes,

Funny, Funny sms, Very funny hindi sms,

Boy: Kidhar hai?
.
.
.
Gf: Bas bahar ghoomne gayi thi. Ab ghar
wapis aa
rahi hu ghoomke.
.
.
.
BOY: Ghoomke kyu aa rahi hai?
Shaktimaan hai kya? 
.
.
.
*Blocked*

Romantic shayari, sad shayari, Sad sms, Shayari, cool sms, Dard Bhari Shayari, Friendship sms, hindi sms, love sms, Miss you sms,!!!!!

Mere katal ka ek neya tarika vo ejaad kre 
mar jau mai hichkiyo se is kadar mujhe wo yaad kre....

cool sms, Dard Bhari Shayari, Friendship sms, hindi sms, love sms, Miss you sms, Romantic shayari, sad shayari, Sad sms, Shayari,

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge...