tumhe kya pasand hai..

Uss ne mujh se poochha ki,
sabse zyada tumhe kya pasand hai...
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main bahut der tak dekhta raha usse....
ye sochkar ki.
khud jawab hokar usne mujhse sawal kyun kiya!!

darata kiyo hai?

Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati haiaur kidnappers uske Husband kophone lagate hai:"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye tohtumhari biwi ko maar denge!"Husband khamosh raha..........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwike tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon kokhila denge!"Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwitumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."Husband: "Paise bol dost paise?, daratakiyo hai?!" ?

my wife saw u!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

I asked for an angel!!

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

Happy Valentine Day!

Valentines mean

Valentines.

Valentines mean to spend time with the one u luv

Valentins!

Mean that kisses,huges,smiles and candy

Valentines!

Today is the day me and u will betogether with luv on

Valentines!

My luv is true never blue all about u.Why.Cause

Valentines!

Roses could be red violets maybe blue

But my Roses R .True 2 u on

Valentines.

i will nt cry BuT DIE.

Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Preety but BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i will nt cry BuT DIE.

Happy Valentines