Baba Aaraamdev!

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.
Ever looked at buffaloes? 
They eat only ------grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. 
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A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
Baba Aaraamdev!http://www.msg-wala.com/

with Prayers it can be “Re-Written”

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Everything is 

“Pre-Written” 

But, with Prayers 

it can be 

“Re-Written”…

roone se bhi aankho ka guzara nahi hota....

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Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

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Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai, 
Na aansoo bhane ko ji chahta hai, 
Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai, 
Bas tere pass laut aane ko ji chahta hai.
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Top 10 Goals Roberto Carlos

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boss vs employee

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shayad raasta bhool gye hai aane wale....

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dost ke chehre per muskan jaorori hai…

Zindagi ke liye jaan zarori hai
Jeene ke liye arman zarori hai
Hamare pass chahe kitna gum hoo
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Gale me paani faas gaya

Santa ek Baarat me geya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokar
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani faas gaya h,
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farishton ke sath kese rahoon..

Khudaya apne farishtey na bhej duniyaa mein,
 Mein aadmi hoon farishton ke sath kese rahoon..http://www.msg-wala.com/

Shohrat ki bulandi..

Shohrat ki bulandi bhi pal bhar ka tamaasha hai,
 Jis daal pe bethe ho woh toot bhi sakti hai..http://www.msg-wala.com/