i belong to no one!!

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Dhamki Ya Fir Chance ??

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
.
Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake
Mil
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Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa
Raha Ki,
Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir
Chance ??.http://www.msg-wala.com/

Baba Aaraamdev!

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.
Ever looked at buffaloes? 
They eat only ------grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. 
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A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
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with Prayers it can be “Re-Written”

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Everything is 

“Pre-Written” 

But, with Prayers 

it can be 

“Re-Written”…

roone se bhi aankho ka guzara nahi hota....

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Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 

Phir usay class mein uda.. 

Mam ke puchne par.. 

Ladki ka naam lagade.. 

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . .

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Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai, 
Na aansoo bhane ko ji chahta hai, 
Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai, 
Bas tere pass laut aane ko ji chahta hai.
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