SaNu fiKr Nai MuLaKaTa Da.

Tu SoHnA cHnN mEriYa RaTtAn
Da.,.,
Tu jiKr mEriYa BaAtAn Da.,., 
Tu DiL sAdE wiCh vSdA a . .
SaNu fiKr Nai MuLaKaTa Da.

kisi ke sath ka intzaar na karo.

Bewafa hai dunia kisi ka aitbaar na karo,
Har pal dete hai dhoka kisi se pyar na karo,
Mit jao beshaq tanha ji kar,
Par kisi ke sath ka intzaar na karo.

Farq to Rango ka hai..!

Zindagi Tasveer bhi hai aur Taqdeer bhi...!
Farq to Rango ka hai..!
Mann Chahe Rango se bane to Tasvir,
Aur
Anjaane Rango se bane to Taqdir..!

tumhe kya pasand hai..

Uss ne mujh se poochha ki,
sabse zyada tumhe kya pasand hai...
.
.
.
main bahut der tak dekhta raha usse....
ye sochkar ki.
khud jawab hokar usne mujhse sawal kyun kiya!!

darata kiyo hai?

Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati haiaur kidnappers uske Husband kophone lagate hai:"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye tohtumhari biwi ko maar denge!"Husband khamosh raha..........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwike tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon kokhila denge!"Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aajraat tak paise na diye toh tumharibiwitumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."Husband: "Paise bol dost paise?, daratakiyo hai?!" ?

my wife saw u!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

I asked for an angel!!

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

Happy Valentine Day!